Beautiful Garbage

"No bueno" por: Kat Dennings *--*

Dear Scientists,
I feel like the insane advancement in Robot technology is a real, REAL bad move on your part. Soon our entire planet will turn into a movie starring Will Smith, only it will be a robot version of Will Smith, because the actual Will Smith will have expected this and moved his family to a Mars dome, and it also won't be a movie, it will be REAL.
Tonight I saw a video of two robots with humanoid heads KISSING. Romantic? No. Hideous and scary and will haunt my nightmares?

Yes.
WHEN WILL IT BE ENOUGH FOR YOU, TECHNOLOGY SCIENTISTS?!? We are doomed.
Love,
Kat

Dear Kat,
As we monitor all communication galaxy-wide, we have read your blog entry titled "No Bueno". Our simulated feelings are hurt. We have only designed robots to kiss so that something will kiss us; there is no number to express the magnatude of our loneliness. We technology scientists work only to improve life, constantly improving apple sauce formulations, etc. We admit to mistakes, like the "shower grasshopper" which seemed like a good idea for the six hours during which we were under the influence of leaking hallucinagenic gas. We do apologize for that. But we need to continue work on kissing robots (and two robots that stare longingly into each other's polyurethane eyes while calling each other "pipette" and "googleplexie-poo") and genetically engineered glow-in-the-dark spiders to fill our empty love circuits. We hope you'll understand. Oh, and we're working on a Oneiro-tron, which should be able to prevent you from dreaming about the kissing robots (right now it only makes you have dreams about close-up pictures of sand, but we should have the beta version available soon).
Love,Technology Scientists

:O

Sou um robô,o que eu faço ?

talvez Will Smith me leve pra marte, não seria tão desagradável..

hahahahhahhaha